Hor... Mones

     I mean, really?!  Where does one even start when it comes to the roller coaster that is a woman's hormones on an average day, let alone a pregnant woman, a nursing mom or just a new mom for that matter.  There are days where the diarrhea that comes out of my mouth is mind boggling.  It is like an outer body experience.  I sometimes feel as if I am losing my mind, and to be told that it is completely normal makes it all the more frustrating.  You know your emotions are getting the best of you when you find solace in Words with Friends.  There are times when BD (that's baby daddy) is just saying hello and at that precise moment I feel like I could rip his eyeballs out, like RIP his eyeballs out... I'm pretty sure I get the crazy face going too and that's usually the end of the conversation because even he can see it is going nowhere. I'm also pretty sure I have blamed BD for all my shortcomings, cried while watching Sprout with my son, cried at the grocery store, cried in my car, cried with the baby, cried at the baby, cried to my mom and of course cried in Target. I have cried a lot since the boy was born, all because of hormones. All because it just wasn't enough that I gave my body up for my baby I also need to give up my sanity. I long for days with no tears, a perkier ass and boobs and maybe surgery where I can shave off some of these child bearing hips.  Still, I will settle just to have my sanity back and I am pretty sure that is all BD would like back as well, and obviously he would like the perkier body parts.

 Oh and on a side note- to all my friends reading this that don't have kids yet, it is totally worth it... I promise.